About

Ashley Kennedy (née O'Dell) is an ersatz Valley Girl, studio assistant, and connoisseur of no-brow pop. She reviews movies that aren't in theaters anymore.

The Beat

220 reviews and counting, filed from a recliner in Tucson, Arizona.

House Style

Pure prose. No star ratings, no scores out of ten — just the verdict, plainly delivered.

The Accent

Peacock — the exact blue-green of the bonnet Rhett brings Scarlett. Her favorite color in the whole world.